Have you heard about Anecdote Candles?
Hi Candle Junkies! Today I’m going to be going over Anecdote Candles, a brand that on paper, looks to be one of funniest and the sniffiest (is that even a word? It is now!) candles in the game. We’ll share our thoughts, go over some of their popular candles, along with what makes them unique, and find out if they live up to the hype.
Anecdote Candles aren’t your usual, run-of-the-mill, light ’em up and sniff ’em kinda candles. Nope! These guys are trying to mix it up a bit by having candles with that fit a certain mood, feeling, state of mind, or even period of your life.
The candles have sayings on them that will fit a theme, personality, or occasion and they are often quite hilarious. Without further ado..
Anecdote Candles: Putting the ‘Fun’ in ‘Funky Fresh Scents’!
Anecdote Candles is like that friend who always has a funny story to tell at parties. Except this friend also smells really, really good. They’ve got candles with funny labels that are sure to light up any room – and not just literally!
From “Adulting” (don’t we all need that scent in our lives?!) to “Quarter Life Crisis,” these sarcastic candles are all about making you chuckle.
But let’s get into the actual candles that they have. Below, is the full list of candles that are available from Anecdote at the time of writing this post.
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Current Candles Available From Anecdote Candles
2022 Citron & Jasmine
Scent: Citron & Jasmine
Saying: Smells like high hopes and low expectations.
While we are now past 2022, I am a firm believer that this saying is going to be fitting for the years ahead as well right?? Let’s not kid ourselves.
2023 Orange & Ginger Flower
Scent: Orange & Ginger Flower
Saying: Smells like who even knows.
The perfect scent for those still writing 2022 in March. Its medley of aromas captures the confusion and intrigue of stepping into an unknown year.
Adulting
Scent: Fig & Cashmere
Saying: Smells like early nights and steady paychecks.
Is this the candle I should get for myself when I finally delete the food delivery apps and start cooking for myself more often? The scent of fig and cashmere is as sophisticated and satisfying as actually filing your taxes on time.
Alfresco Aperitifs
Scent: Rhubarb Leaf & Santal
Saying: Smells like slow sips and botanical bliss.
This one goes out to all the folks who think gin and tonics are a personality trait. The bold rhubarb leaf and Santal scent captures the essence of pretending to enjoy that fancy cocktail your friend insists on making.
Astrological Storming
Scent: Sandalwood & Incense
Saying: Smells like full moons and mercury in retrograde.
The scent for when you want to blame your problems on celestial bodies instead of addressing your lack of organization. Don’t @ me. A mix of sandalwood and incense perfect for staging your spiritual awakening on Instagram.
Athleisure
Scent: Lemongrass & Jasmine
Saying: Smells like color coordinated workout gear.
This candle smells just like buying expensive workout gear for lounging on the couch. A blend of lemongrass and jasmine, perfect for when you use your yoga mat as an extra cushion. Namaste!
Bottomless Mimosas
Scent: Citrus & Bergamot
Saying: Smells like good vibes and fresh gossip.
The brunch scent you didn’t know you needed. This candle is perfect for when you want the smell of fresh gossip and good vibes, minus the Sunday morning hangover.
Coffee Break
Scent: French Roast & Coconut
Saying: Smells like procrastination and inspiration.
Someone should buy this candle for me, the saying is so very fitting to me! I do love coffee scented candles. We just need to find out if it helps with the procrastination.
Coffee Table Book
Scent: Vetiver & Grapefruit
Saying: Smells like style icons and aspirational lifestyles.
When you want your apartment to smell as sophisticated as the home decor books you never read. It’s like being an elegant interior designer, without having to move the furniture.
Comfort Zone
Scent: Coffee & Cedarwood
Saying: Smells like the joy of missing out.
The candle version of cancelling plans because you’d rather stay in with a good book. It’s the ultimate ‘JOMO’ (joy of missing out) scent, perfect for those who’ve made an art form out of cozying up at home.
Dear Dad
Scent: Oakmoss & Citron
Saying: Thanks for always getting us to the airport four hours early.
Dear Dad is a love letter to dad. A late, yet funny Father’s Day gift idea anyone?
Dear Grad
Scent: Pomelo & Yuzu Leaf
Saying: It gets better, I promise.
Sounds like the perfect graduation gift, right? Its scent is full of promise, kinda like life after graduation. Sweet, complex, and a little bit unexpected – just like real-world lessons. Definitely a thoughtful present for any grad.
Dear Mom
Scent: Jasmine & Neroli
Saying: Thanks for calling to make sure I got your texts.
The ‘Dear Mom’ candle sounds like a tribute to all moms out there, tech-savvy or not. The floral blend, a bit sweet and complex, sort of like motherhood itself. A funny nod to our digital age, isn’t it?
Flannel & Fedoras
Scent: Oakmoss & Amber
Saying: Smells like a road trip to Portland.
I’ve never been to Portland so I can’t really comment but I do like the scent description on this one. A scent that’s somehow earthy and seductive, just like the mysterious outdoors.
Forest Bathing
Scent: Green Tea & Lemongrass
Saying: Smells like clearminds and deep breaths.
Forest Bathing sounds like a personal day off that fits in a jar. A relaxing gift for the busy friend who needs a moment of Zen.!
Glamping
Scent: Teakwood & Leather
Saying: Smells like modern luxury and the great outdoors.
Glamping might be the closest some of us will get to camping, and that’s okay. A gift for the friend who loves the outdoors, but only from a safe, insect-free distance.
Grandpa’s Cardigan
Scent: Black Pepper & Birch
Saying: Smells like old world charm with a modern edge.
With ‘Grandpa’s Cardigan’, you can relive the old stories without having to pretend you haven’t heard them before. Nostalgic and warm.
High Society
Scent: Cannabis Flower
Saying: Smells like garden parties and skewed perceptions.
High Society’ candle: for the friend who insists they had a garden party once. It’s high-class rebellion, no tuxedo or ball gown required.
Home Cycle
Scent: Rosemary & Cassis
Saying: Smells like a fresh start and a new lease on life.
It’s true, sometimes a new lease on life can start in your living room. A thoughtful gift for the friend who’s starting fresh.
Homebody
Scent: Bergamot & Tea Leaves
Saying: Smells like invited and not going.
Who needs plans when you have the ‘Homebody’ candle? It’s a cozy night in, no excuses needed. A fitting gift for the introverted friend who loves their me-time.
Hot Mess
Scent: Rhubarb & Pink Pepper
Saying: Smells like sorry, just saw this.
We all know we can relate to this one some days. It’s a spicy, bold statement that laughs in the face of chaos. Also makes for a funny gift for that friend who thrives in disorder.
I’m Speaking
Scent: Citrus & Angelica
Saying: Smells like male fragility and rude interruptions.
The ‘I’m Speaking’ candle: empowerment with a hint of citrus. A great gift for the strong women in your life who’ve had enough of being talked over.
Lake Life
Scent: Sparkling Lime & Lemon Leaves
Saying: Smells like cannon balls and spiked seltzer.
Lake Life’ smells like summer holidays without the sunburn. The perfect gift for that friend who still talks about the great times at summer camp.
Laundry Day
Scent: Lily & White Musk
Saying: Smells like a week of folding.
And of course, the Laundry Day candle, because clean laundry shouldn’t just be a once-a-week luxury. I’m a big fan of these fresh ones!
Meditation
Scent: Palo Santo & Black Cedar
Saying: Smells like mindless mindfulness.
The Meditation candle sounds like inner peace in a jar. A calming gift for the friend who’s always seeking mindfulness in the chaos.”
Mid-century Modern
Scent: Amber & Vanilla
Saying: Smells like clean lines and atomic sunbursts.
Mad Men fan in your life? The ‘Mid-century Modern’ candle is the perfect nostalgic touch. It’s like a vintage store find, but with a better scent.
Ocean Escape
Scent: Sea Salt & Sandstone
Saying: Smells like salty air and shady beaches.
Craving the beach but stuck in the city? The ‘Ocean Escape’ candle sounds like your mini-vacation. A relaxing gift for your colleague who keeps a bottle of sunscreen at their desk all year.
Old Flame
Scent: Santal
Saying: Smells like bad mistakes and repeat offenders.
Rekindling past relationships might not be advised, but the ‘Old Flame’ candle doesn’t play by the rules. A fun, playful gift for that friend who loves a bit of drama.
Pool Party
Scent: Mandarin & Coconut
Saying: Smells like drunk sunshine and pink flamingos.
If the essence of a sunburnt lawn flamingo on vacation was captured in a jar. Just kidding. This one sounds ideal for anyone who needs a tan but doesn’t want the sun damage.
Quarter-life Crisis
Scent: Grapefruit & Mint
Saying: Smells like all panic and no disco.
A scent as contradictory as the career advice from your parents. The fresh grapefruit and mint can turn your home into an office, minus the spreadsheets.
Rain Check
Scent: Water Blossom & Blonde Wood
Saying: Smells like reflections and deflections.
A fragrant homage to canceled plans and our indoor nation. The perfect ‘I’d rather be home’ statement piece.
Rooftop Soirée
Scent: Peony & Suede
Saying: Smells like night air and brut rose.
The scent equivalent of putting ‘And other fancy things’ on an event invitation. A little flirtatious, a little pretentious, and a perfect match for your mini skirt that’s too fancy for any real occasion.
Self Care
Scent: Mint & Eucalyptus
Saying: Smells like face masks and do not disturb.
Essentially, it’s a spa day without the hefty price tag or the judgement for not shaving your legs. Mint, eucalyptus, and the illusion of having your life together all in one package.
Slow Living
Scent: Lavender & Amber
Saying: Smells like analog afternoons and quiet quarters.
This one sounds perfect for those ‘reading days’ that always turn into Netflix marathons.
Succulent Garden
Scent: Floral & Coconut
Saying: Smells like urban living with a touch of bohemia.
The scented equivalent of a plant mom Instagram aesthetic, minus the responsibility of watering anything. Excellent for the urban dweller who wants to feel closer to nature, but can’t even keep a plastic plant alive.
Two Weeks Notice
Scent: Black Cedar & Vanilla Orchid
Saying: Smells like burn out and peace out.
When you can’t quit your job, but you can at least set the mood with the smell of smoky freedom and sweet dreams of no alarm clocks. The ideal scent for drafting imaginary resignation letters.
Vinyl Records
Scent: Black Oud
Saying: Smells like crackling nostalgia and extravagant simplicity.
Not as pretentious as owning an actual vinyl collection, but close 😛 The scent of nostalgia for an era you weren’t even born in.
Wanderlust
Scent: Mandarin & Black Berry
Saying: Smells like hopeful escapes and aimless destinations.
The Wanderlust candle, ideal for pretending you’re somewhere exotic when your travel budget says otherwise.
Young Love
Scent: Blackberry & Rose
Saying: Smells like devotion and delusion.
A tribute to those high school sweethearts you can’t help but roll your eyes at. The perfect mix of passion, naiveté, and a hint of ‘It won’t last’.
Are they the Real Deal?
Okay, I know what you’re thinking. “But do these candles actually smell good?” And to that I say, the few that I’ve tried actually smell excellent!
Anecdote Candles are more than just funny coworker candles or sarcastic candles – they’re good quality, last long, and bring a nice vibe to your space with some added character that can match your style or whoever you are gifting one of these too.
The scents are complex and luxurious while still being relatively affordable. The coconut-soy wax blend gives these candles a nice long burn for their size and some great scent throw.
But enough about what I think, here are a few other reviews from the candle community online:
- Thingtesting.com reviews
- Amazon Customer reviews
- Reddit user reviews
Getting the Most from Your Anecdote Candles
So, how do you get the best bang for your buck from these quote candles? Here are a few quick tips!
First off, remember that candles are just like us – they have a memory. So the first time you light your candle, let it burn for a good two to three hours, or until the entire top layer of wax becomes liquid. This way, your candle will burn more evenly the next time.
These candles are perfect for setting the mood, whether it’s a relaxing night in, a get-together with friends, or even a funny gift exchange party!
Where Can You Buy Anecdote Candles?
Anecdote Candles can be found online at their official website here.
Over to You, Candle Junkies!
Have you tried Anecdote Candles yet? Do you have a favorite scent or saying? Or maybe you have a hilarious gifting story to share? Spill the beans in the comments below!
And hey, don’t forget to share this post with your fellow candle enthusiasts and gift hunters. Let’s spread the word – and the scent!
Until next time, stay lit, peeps! (See what I did there? Okay, I’ll see myself out now…)
